fuckinq:

"can you stop clicking your pen"

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flewor:

my aesthetic is alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol in


(Source: wtfchrisstuff)


skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean


catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?


eliaes:

👏👏


bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 



(Source: ilicitum)


proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.